REAL COOL FRIGHTENING SNAKE LADY💩!!!!!!

So we went to the fair today. When we were peacefully walking around we saw a quote on quote freak show advertising a actual snake lady. Of course I wasn't expecting a summer blockbuster quality in special effects quality actually I was expecting something terrible and forgettable but what I found was something far worse than I expected. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. So what I saw was literally a women's head poking out of a cloth with a snake like tube surrounding her head. At first I thought her head was actually mannequin with a voice box since she said the most generic lines like "Don't do drugs." Or "Do well in school". The only way I found out she wasn't prerecorded was by me asking her "Is this all this is" Her reply "Yes." My response: Walking away.