Sunday, May 22, 2016

Hammocks

Hammock
                                                                                      We can now float in midair sort of. This is by the magic of hammocks.  What is a hammock? It is a piece of nylon connected by two strings and put onto trees. Is it comfortable? Of course it is! The feeling of being in midair while still being supported with the occasional addition of swinging. I tried to fall asleep on it but it was to cold or raining I am hoping one day to go hammock camping where instead of a tent you sleep in a hammock. Conclusion try a hammock you'll enjoy it.                                                                                                        

Scout Camping

5/21/16
Had a great time at scout camping this weekend. Pack 568 had a great time at Victoria Bryant State Park. Did all the high points required of camping:

  • hiking
  • leading the pack on a wild goose chase to a geocache with no cell service and a non-compliant gps unit. Thankfully M and B redeemed us by finding the tricky one!
  • fishing that was unsuccessful in catching of fish but was very successful in hanging out, casting, and introducing Jayden to the fine art of casting, detangling of line and having bait stolen
  • putting up a tent in the pouring rain, though the rest of the weekend had amazing weather!
  • reading, and time spent in the hammocks. Definitely need to set up some tent camping in the very near future.


Love  my boys!













Cub scouts

 Brody me is in cub scouts it is really fun you get to camp, play and learn you go to meetings you earn badages and much more cub scouts is super fun. My pack number is 568. we also went fishing everywhere I went there were ants I also tried to catch menoes but it was impossible since they are super fast I got one but it died  ðŸ™Ž

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Edible Spoon

Bread spoon
Recently I had Ethiopian food. It was delicious but the best part about it had to be the utensils. They happened to be a piece of spongy bread. You pick up and wrap the food in it. You know the saying pick your food up with your fork not your hands the Ethiopians must have never heard that or just do not like that rule. It made the food even better. Conclusion try Ethiopian food for the weird spoon stay for the good food.

Thursday, May 12, 2016

Meeka the girl dog

Meeka are dog is a calm and nice dog she is also sleepy a lot. I have a theory that evil, mean cat Jasper is mind controlling Meeka to distract us from bothering him. Meeka is a sweet, kind and lovable dog. she  couldn't even hurt a fly.  

Jasper Strikes back

Hello and Goodbye
Jasper's newest victim... a chipmunk. Here is how it all happened mom found a chipmunk in a the gutter she tried to get him out near the rose bush. Just than Jasper jumped out and started pawing at the chipmunk Mom started trying to get the chipmunk to go away but Jasper caught up even when the chipmunk played dead that did not stop Jasper. Eventually Mom left. Conclusion Our soon Hoodlum Alien Space overlord is angry and is ready to kill get excited!

I love my family

This is me Brody, Tristan and mom we all love each other. my mom spends tones of money on us like for vacations, six flags, music lessons, swimming and cub scouts.

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Fake Human

Peaches.She is a innocent little cat. Or is she?Recently we have been catching her standing on her hind legs. We could have considered her standing like this by accident but she has been doing it repeatedly so it can not be accidental. Now what does this mean? Well first this means she is trying to fool people into thinking she is a human. Now this opens up more questions. Is she being mind controlled by our Hoodlum alien cat Jasper. Is she competing with him to be overlord? It is most likely the ladder. This would explain why she is always fighting with him. Conclusion we have a fake human running amok the house fooling the world to become super dictator.
I stand like human so I am Human

Pig the rabbit

Pig is my pet rabbit I spent almost all of my birthday money to get everything for him he loves me tons. He is a black bunny with a white mustache do not say he is Darth Vader one he has a white mustache two HE IS A BUNNY!!!!!!! He does scratch but you would get use to it he is the CUTEST BUNNY IN THE WORLD!!

Hanley and Echo





Hanley is one of are Clumberdoodle dogs we have one other Clumberdoodle dog named Echo not like RJ that farts a lot. Hanley is a lovable dog that loves everybody he all ways likes to play, Hanley was able to be lifted when he was a baby but not any more I can't even pick him up a inch. Now for Echo he is the runt of his family nobody thought he was going to survive but now he is super big like Hanley he is a super calm dog he is wild outside he loves to give hugs and kisses. both of them will love anybody since they are our pets.

Jasper The Most Worst thing ever to live



Him

Jasper our "Cat". He is easily the most evil thing ever to live. If you do not believe that fact here is some undeniable evidence for a entire two weeks Jasper was gone yet when he came back he had not changed a bit he was not more skinny or fat! If that does not prove it you must be one of his mind controlled drones. Which brings me to another subject his mind controlling of the dogs. Ever since he got here the dogs have been more and more sleepy! Coincidence I THINK NOT!!! If you have been reading my posts you that RJ has Rancid Farts. When he farts all of us are in the room he has never done it when we where out of the room. You realize the connection Jasper has been making RJ fart to poison us. My next problem with him is his stupid hoodlum cat gang that has been trying to mooch food off of us and are probably planning our death.
Real Jasper

Now here is where things get weird we are slowly reaching the fact that Jasper is an alien. Every night at six o clock a weird light shines. Jasper's alien pick up.
                                                                                                                                                                    Finally the conclusion Jasper is a alien from planet Neroxq here to destroy Earth and dispose of his host family with their dogs he mind controlled and his gang of other alien hoodlum cats you might as well just start bowing down to your space hoodlum cat Overlord named Jasper and if I go missing after this post you will know why

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RJ's Farts

RJ's Farts

Yucky
We have a dog named RJ. He is all fine and good but there is one big thing that has had always been bothering us ever since we first got him.His flatulence's nastiness. The Reeking Foul Rancidness evil smelling odor he brought to this house. It was so bad that for a short period of time One of us thought there was something wrong with his rear end! What makes it even worse is the stinky bone he chews on Friday. With all of this out of the way I would like to say RJ if you are reading this PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

5/7/16


5/7/16
This weekend the B and J went to Twin Bridges for fishing. We tried chicken liver, then some shrimp and finally scored home runs with worms. B pulled in the first catfish, and J ended his losing fishing streak by finally pulling in a catfish also.

During this time, M and T were living it up at the book nook. They didn't find much, but did manage to bring home two excellent books for the new addition. 

Sunday was Mother's Day. We shared presents and cards and then went to Stone Mountain to bike. We did the 5 mile trek around the mountain, braving crazy hills and crazier cars. B decided it was finally time to graduate to a big bike, those hills were too much without some gears.