Christmas Parade 2016

On 11/26/16 the whole family came out for the Snellville Christmas parade. Brody and Jayden and mom marched, and Tristan, Gabby and I got to see the whole thing- twice! Plus, Tristan was pelted with a ton of candy (it was practically raining candy canes!), and there was a goat! And Santa of course!

Dis iz Gabbe

So Mi Big Broder is gone ridht now so I's decided dat I am "borrowing" hiz compooter for a little bet. So now Iz bloggin. So let mi tel u about da newest epidimec:Cooties.Da diease began with bois orignaly tay had created a girll repelent to keep all de girlls away. Butt soone enough da replent got so strong dat it got engraved in2 da bodee and 1 ting da stuped bois missed was dat da spray had  1 toxin called cootieus maximus which gives people cooties at first if in liht doses wont give cooties but in big doses gibes you a 99.9999999999% chance yule git cooties and, when tay made da spray more intense the dose of cootieus maximus was increased so much dat you could git cooties just from snifing some1 who sprayed it on demselves. So dere u hab it bois caused cooties and now scientists refuse to acknowledge probley becauz of those stuped boi scientists. Here is how cooties is spreaded, wait wat is dat sound OH NO ITZ BIG BRODER. RUNNNNN

Da orignal cauze of cooties

!!! Part 2

Team. This is what Jasper is forming. He is controlling the mind of slightly innocent house pets. It seems he has Peaches as the house wife Meeka as the Electronic Ediot (I am aware that is how it is not supposed to be spelled so shut up). What the other animals are being used for is your guess but my guess is that the end of all this is coming soon.

No

!!! Part 1

Before you read this post look at the photo posted below. The question isn't what I should say, it's what I should say first. Lets first say, I TOLD YOU SO. With that out of the way lets really talk about what this means in the Jasper continuity. After using my thinker I have figured out that animals that have bright green eyes in flash photos that means they are under Jasper's control. So now Peaches Jasper's one opponent under his control and she seems to be grooming him. Soon there will be a part 2 to prove he is making a team. See you soon again.

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REAL COOL FRIGHTENING SNAKE LADY💩!!!!!!

So we went to the fair today. When we were peacefully walking around we saw a quote on quote freak show advertising a actual snake lady. Of course I wasn't expecting a summer blockbuster quality in special effects quality actually I was expecting something terrible and forgettable but what I found was something far worse than I expected. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. So what I saw was literally a women's head poking out of a cloth with a snake like tube surrounding her head. At first I thought her head was actually mannequin with a voice box since she said the most generic lines like "Don't do drugs." Or "Do well in school". The only way I found out she wasn't prerecorded was by me asking her "Is this all this is" Her reply "Yes." My response: Walking away.

Gabby's first blogpost

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Why I am done with giving gum to other people

Did you think I was kidding

So you know the person I have blogged about recently who I called the dementor in training well apparently he has gone INSANE! Remember this kid is over the age of 9! So this is how it goes I find gum in couch I jokingly said I am gonna put this gum in your hair ,and I continued by saying oh I do not have the heart and than stick it on his face. After I do all that guess what he does STICKS IT IN HIS HAIR. After all I that I tell somebody with intelligence and he has to have a "Special hair cut" What I am saying is I am done with kids which is unfortunate because I am one.

7/2/16

Today we went back to the Campcreek Greenway. It took us a little to get going, but we got there around noon after picking up B a new bike. We did the far side and then came back and did the main route and it was super fun. T took a mad spill but jumped back up and was right back in it! It got pretty warm, but the ride was short and afterwards we went to 1910.

I had the best burger and B had chicken strips. T had a great chicken sandwich and M did the best with a crab cake sandwich that tasted amazing.

All in all, I think it was our best family biking experience yet. Everybody enjoyed it and loved the scenery. The boys have really come along in their skills and are now a force to be reckoned with!

Dog builds up confidence to ask out squirrel

(No visuals avalible) Who is this dog asking out a rodent with a overly large tail wellllll it is none other than ROH Roh i are not a one blogpost wonder Rabbit Junior or as he is as always called RJ. We remember him last from my debut blogpost RJ's farts (The worst of all of my posts.) What has the Not Lean Really green Farting machine been doing lately? Well recently during one of our family madnes... I mean dinner. We saw a slowly creeping RJ following a squirrel not chasing barking but actually day dreaming or at the time, evening what ever it is called naturally we called 911 and filed a restraining order on him to help the squirrel. Yet he still broke it and the squirrel rejected him. His heart is broken.Good reddens 😊


P.S RJ if you are reading this first a talking dog GOVERNMENT GOVERNMENT GOVERNMENT second off GO AWAY!!!

Unicorn Mom-I'm majestic and unique

  Mom of the Hall tribe here...longtime reader, first time poster.

  It seems I'm getting a bit of flack from the family for not having written my own post yet. I would argue that since I'm the mom of the group that all of the wit and wisdom originates with me. Meaning, every time one of my adorable spawn write an entry, I have part in it...

  So there you have it, every blog post originates with me.

  Now I'm off to make someone another panini and to clean which- may be a reason I'm just now posting. 😉

The Dementor In Training

The diffrence is uncanny

Well once again I find myself in the land of Harry potter references. What is a dementor? Well it is a creature that feeds on other people's unhappiness. It appeared first in the book movie game The Prisoner Of Azkaban. So who is this dementor in training well none other Brodsty. What is similar between them besides being the same creature. Well they both love misery and feed on it and are mean evil and never should be interacted with. I have had an experience with both of them but the one on the left is far worse. Conclusion nobody likes you dementor in training go get patronuseded

The True Hufflepuff

The absolute hufflepuff

If you have not read,watched,played harry potter first off how could I mean how have you the ability to have not used any of these many medias, but secondly there is a school called Hogwarts with four houses Slytherin Ravenclaw Griffindor and Hufflepuff the house we'll be talking about today is Hufflepuff and, the true hufflepuff right here named Jack. What is a hufflepuff well quoted directly from the author J.K Rowling "Hufflepuff is the most inclusive among the four houses; valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members." Well let us talk about the true hufflepuff right here named Jack. He fits all the criteria. Sure he has already threatened me after I said I was going to make this post but I still pulled through. When did we find out he was a true hufflepuff? Well we were taking a quiz on a website called https://www.pottermore.com/ and the results were true, he was a hufflepuff. Who else is a hufflepuff? Well a character named Cedric Diggory who if you have watched the movies is played non other than Edward the vampire from Boring pale sparkly vampires 1 2 3 4 Part 1 and 4 part 2 and, literly a charcter named Edward (Coincidence I think not). So as you can see he fits right in with the crowd.


P.S Jack if you want me to delete this blogpost than delete that blogpost entitled Tristan the magnificent if you do not I have plans for the true hufflepuff Part 2 Part 3 and Part 4. I will not stop until that blogpost is gone

Tristan the Magnificent

Tristan the Magnificent

Longer description redacted upon request (and threatening). Tristan is my super handsome, even smarter than he is handsome oldest. He's also amazingly creative, kind and adventurous! Also, his nickname is Gruel the Battleslayer!

Chest Camp is Awesome

RJ tries to capture Reggie

The world is hard for lefties

Tammiy the Space Overlord with Telebubby.

True Noble steeds and why you should have them

Three of the greater noble steeds

I have recently tried out my these new and improved noble steeds. The last model did not really convince those horeses they were a little bit too annoying with those deep breaths, kicks and everything else, but with this new model they really have improved kicked all the things that did not work and made the newest model. With this new one it is now braver more trust worthy and more friendlier with their own prebuilt head armor and can fly and all around more noble. So when you need noble steeds go for the "Checkins"

Mountain Park Aquatic Center

6/8/16

Today we went to Mountain Park Aquatic Center and swam and floated and slid down a pair of crazy slides. The boys had a blast, and M and I did too. I'm pretty sure I had water shoved so far up my nose it's never coming out, and M even got her hair wet.  We'll probably go a few more times, but it was a little crowded. I got to run around without a shirt off. So awesome!!

Jasper the worst thing ever to live the Threequel Part 2

"I was just wanted to destroy the kitchen"

So part 2 yes I am going the Hollywood way double the views double the success. Now it is time to discuss what he is doing with his power well look at the picture he is currently bullying poor helpless fat dogs. He also seems to be leading this fat dog somewhere. In my last part I discussed Jasper's plan. But than what is he doing with fat dogs. Well maybe his plan is already is in motion. It seems to be in it's early stages. Remember step 1 was strengthen up which has already been achieved. Step 2 was to get too lifting competitions and win. He seems to be in between step 1 and 2 so call it step 1.5 he is trying to get up to the competitions by using an already trusted "A man's best friend" you can see he is guiding the fat "man's best friend" to a lifting competition so he can get in to make people feel empowered. What to take from this? Well Jasper now has fat dogs under his control and that is to be feared because soon enough he will have skinny dogs and we do not want him to have skinny dogs.

Jasper the worst thing ever to live The Threequel Part 1

So this is what cats drinking looks like

He's back!!! Jasper last time was taking his vengeance out on chipmunks. But now he seems to have found that humans have strengthening powder drinks. So he is obviously strengthening up himself for the up coming Jaspoclopyse what is he doing with this new strength that is part 2. But now let us discuss what him strengthening up means. Well he is obviously getting stronger to be able to gain more hoodlum cats for his army by threatening them with death by ring finger but what else will he be doing well he is most likely going to start winning lifting competitions to get his name out. With his name out he going to hide behind the mask of being for equal rights for cats with this disguise when he goes to court to get this cat rights legalized he will sneak into area 51 collect the information the humans know about aliens and signal them to send their weird other alien cats to invade. Meanwhile to distract from the alien cats running amok he will be running for president once he wins office it will be to late. Fear all mewing cats at your doorstep and do not vote for Fuzzy Avocado.

Pawns the second worst thing ever to live

There it is just standing there😠

Recently I have been getting into chess. A sport that exercises the mind. You know the exercise NOBODY cares about. In chess you basically are planning a battlefield consisting a King,Queen,Rook,Bishop,Knight and Pawns, Each have their own uses like a Bishop can move diagonally for any number of movements, but there is piece that is absolutely terrible that nobody would ever use except for the fact that the game forces you... the Pawn. What makes it so bad you ask? Well it can only move forward and with only moving forward one space that seems to be as bad as it can get but it does not even attack forward it goes diagonally but you can not attack backwards diagonally maybe it would not be so bad if the
                                                                                       game did not give 8 OF THEM, and you also                                                                                          pretty much have to use all of them! But with                                                                                          this Pawns may be one of the worst things ever                                                                                        but the growing threat of Jasper is something                                                                                            far more to worry about. Lock your doors at                                                                                            night and do not read any mail addressed from                                                                                        "Taco"

Bunny

A "Bunny"

Ever since a really long time ago there have been fluffy large eyed big eared hoping specimens called "Bunnies". They are mysterious creatures and have been classified as "Cute". We happen to have them and we say they are "Cute" whatever that means. They are super soft when you pet them and feels quite nice. Sure they may bite but it does not hurt at all. We do not think they mean any harm. You can multitask while petting them resulting in this picture. But the biggest mystery which I shall end out this post is this: What sound exactly do they make no matter how close we listen we hear nothing.

Hammocks

Hammock

                                                                                      We can now float in midair sort of. This is by the magic of hammocks.  What is a hammock? It is a piece of nylon connected by two strings and put onto trees. Is it comfortable? Of course it is! The feeling of being in midair while still being supported with the occasional addition of swinging. I tried to fall asleep on it but it was to cold or raining I am hoping one day to go hammock camping where instead of a tent you sleep in a hammock. Conclusion try a hammock you'll enjoy it.                                                                                                        

Scout Camping

5/21/16
Had a great time at scout camping this weekend. Pack 568 had a great time at Victoria Bryant State Park. Did all the high points required of camping:

• hiking
• leading the pack on a wild goose chase to a geocache with no cell service and a non-compliant gps unit. Thankfully M and B redeemed us by finding the tricky one!
• fishing that was unsuccessful in catching of fish but was very successful in hanging out, casting, and introducing Jayden to the fine art of casting, detangling of line and having bait stolen
• putting up a tent in the pouring rain, though the rest of the weekend had amazing weather!
• reading, and time spent in the hammocks. Definitely need to set up some tent camping in the very near future.

Love  my boys!

Cub scouts

 Brody me is in cub scouts it is really fun you get to camp, play and learn you go to meetings you earn badages and much more cub scouts is super fun. My pack number is 568. we also went fishing everywhere I went there were ants I also tried to catch menoes but it was impossible since they are super fast I got one but it died  🙎

Edible Spoon

Bread spoon

Recently I had Ethiopian food. It was delicious but the best part about it had to be the utensils. They happened to be a piece of spongy bread. You pick up and wrap the food in it. You know the saying pick your food up with your fork not your hands the Ethiopians must have never heard that or just do not like that rule. It made the food even better. Conclusion try Ethiopian food for the weird spoon stay for the good food.

Meeka the girl dog

Meeka are dog is a calm and nice dog she is also sleepy a lot. I have a theory that evil, mean cat Jasper is mind controlling Meeka to distract us from bothering him. Meeka is a sweet, kind and lovable dog. she  couldn't even hurt a fly.  

Jasper Strikes back

Hello and Goodbye

Jasper's newest victim... a chipmunk. Here is how it all happened mom found a chipmunk in a the gutter she tried to get him out near the rose bush. Just than Jasper jumped out and started pawing at the chipmunk Mom started trying to get the chipmunk to go away but Jasper caught up even when the chipmunk played dead that did not stop Jasper. Eventually Mom left. Conclusion Our soon Hoodlum Alien Space overlord is angry and is ready to kill get excited!

I love my family

This is me Brody, Tristan and mom we all love each other. my mom spends tones of money on us like for vacations, six flags, music lessons, swimming and cub scouts.

Fake Human

Peaches.She is a innocent little cat. Or is she?Recently we have been catching her standing on her hind legs. We could have considered her standing like this by accident but she has been doing it repeatedly so it can not be accidental. Now what does this mean? Well first this means she is trying to fool people into thinking she is a human. Now this opens up more questions. Is she being mind controlled by our Hoodlum alien cat Jasper. Is she competing with him to be overlord? It is most likely the ladder. This would explain why she is always fighting with him. Conclusion we have a fake human running amok the house fooling the world to become super dictator.

I stand like human so I am Human

Pig the rabbit

Pig is my pet rabbit I spent almost all of my birthday money to get everything for him he loves me tons. He is a black bunny with a white mustache do not say he is Darth Vader one he has a white mustache two HE IS A BUNNY!!!!!!! He does scratch but you would get use to it he is the CUTEST BUNNY IN THE WORLD!!

Hanley and Echo

Hanley is one of are Clumberdoodle dogs we have one other Clumberdoodle dog named Echo not like RJ that farts a lot. Hanley is a lovable dog that loves everybody he all ways likes to play, Hanley was able to be lifted when he was a baby but not any more I can't even pick him up a inch. Now for Echo he is the runt of his family nobody thought he was going to survive but now he is super big like Hanley he is a super calm dog he is wild outside he loves to give hugs and kisses. both of them will love anybody since they are our pets.

Jasper The Most Worst thing ever to live

Him

Jasper our "Cat". He is easily the most evil thing ever to live. If you do not believe that fact here is some undeniable evidence for a entire two weeks Jasper was gone yet when he came back he had not changed a bit he was not more skinny or fat! If that does not prove it you must be one of his mind controlled drones. Which brings me to another subject his mind controlling of the dogs. Ever since he got here the dogs have been more and more sleepy! Coincidence I THINK NOT!!! If you have been reading my posts you that RJ has Rancid Farts. When he farts all of us are in the room he has never done it when we where out of the room. You realize the connection Jasper has been making RJ fart to poison us. My next problem with him is his stupid hoodlum cat gang that has been trying to mooch food off of us and are probably planning our death.

Real Jasper

Now here is where things get weird we are slowly reaching the fact that Jasper is an alien. Every night at six o clock a weird light shines. Jasper's alien pick up.

                                                                                                                                                                    Finally the conclusion Jasper is a alien from planet Neroxq here to destroy Earth and dispose of his host family with their dogs he mind controlled and his gang of other alien hoodlum cats you might as well just start bowing down to your space hoodlum cat Overlord named Jasper and if I go missing after this post you will know why

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RJ's Farts

RJ's Farts

Yucky

We have a dog named RJ. He is all fine and good but there is one big thing that has had always been bothering us ever since we first got him.His flatulence's nastiness. The Reeking Foul Rancidness evil smelling odor he brought to this house. It was so bad that for a short period of time One of us thought there was something wrong with his rear end! What makes it even worse is the stinky bone he chews on Friday. With all of this out of the way I would like to say RJ if you are reading this PLEASE STOP THIS MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!

5/7/16

5/7/16

This weekend the B and J went to Twin Bridges for fishing. We tried chicken liver, then some shrimp and finally scored home runs with worms. B pulled in the first catfish, and J ended his losing fishing streak by finally pulling in a catfish also.

During this time, M and T were living it up at the book nook. They didn't find much, but did manage to bring home two excellent books for the new addition. 

Sunday was Mother's Day. We shared presents and cards and then went to Stone Mountain to bike. We did the 5 mile trek around the mountain, braving crazy hills and crazier cars. B decided it was finally time to graduate to a big bike, those hills were too much without some gears.