Pawns the second worst thing ever to live

There it is just standing there😠

Recently I have been getting into chess. A sport that exercises the mind. You know the exercise NOBODY cares about. In chess you basically are planning a battlefield consisting a King,Queen,Rook,Bishop,Knight and Pawns, Each have their own uses like a Bishop can move diagonally for any number of movements, but there is piece that is absolutely terrible that nobody would ever use except for the fact that the game forces you... the Pawn. What makes it so bad you ask? Well it can only move forward and with only moving forward one space that seems to be as bad as it can get but it does not even attack forward it goes diagonally but you can not attack backwards diagonally maybe it would not be so bad if the
                                                                                       game did not give 8 OF THEM, and you also                                                                                          pretty much have to use all of them! But with                                                                                          this Pawns may be one of the worst things ever                                                                                        but the growing threat of Jasper is something                                                                                            far more to worry about. Lock your doors at                                                                                            night and do not read any mail addressed from                                                                                        "Taco"