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Christmas Parade 2016

On 11/26/16 the whole family came out for the Snellville Christmas parade. Brody and Jayden and mom marched, and Tristan, Gabby and I got to see the whole thing- twice! Plus, Tristan was pelted with a ton of candy (it was practically raining candy canes!), and there was a goat! And Santa of course!

Dis iz Gabbe

So Mi Big Broder is gone ridht now so I's decided dat I am "borrowing" hiz compooter for a little bet. So now Iz bloggin. So let mi tel u about da newest epidimec:Cooties.Da diease began with bois orignaly tay had created a girll repelent to keep all de girlls away. Butt soone enough da replent got so strong dat it got engraved in2 da bodee and 1 ting da stuped bois missed was dat da spray had  1 toxin called cootieus maximus which gives people cooties at first if in liht doses wont give cooties but in big doses gibes you a 99.9999999999% chance yule git cooties and, when tay made da spray more intense the dose of cootieus maximus was increased so much dat you could git cooties just from snifing some1 who sprayed it on demselves. So dere u hab it bois caused cooties and now scientists refuse to acknowledge probley becauz of those stuped boi scientists. Here is how cooties is spreaded, wait wat is dat sound OH NO ITZ BIG BRODER. RUNNNNN

Da orignal cauze of cooties

!!! Part 2

Team. This is what Jasper is forming. He is controlling the mind of slightly innocent house pets. It seems he has Peaches as the house wife Meeka as the Electronic Ediot (I am aware that is how it is not supposed to be spelled so shut up). What the other animals are being used for is your guess but my guess is that the end of all this is coming soon.

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!!! Part 1

Before you read this post look at the photo posted below. The question isn't what I should say, it's what I should say first. Lets first say, I TOLD YOU SO. With that out of the way lets really talk about what this means in the Jasper continuity. After using my thinker I have figured out that animals that have bright green eyes in flash photos that means they are under Jasper's control. So now Peaches Jasper's one opponent under his control and she seems to be grooming him. Soon there will be a part 2 to prove he is making a team. See you soon again.

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REAL COOL FRIGHTENING SNAKE LADY💩!!!!!!

So we went to the fair today. When we were peacefully walking around we saw a quote on quote freak show advertising a actual snake lady. Of course I wasn't expecting a summer blockbuster quality in special effects quality actually I was expecting something terrible and forgettable but what I found was something far worse than I expected. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. So what I saw was literally a women's head poking out of a cloth with a snake like tube surrounding her head. At first I thought her head was actually mannequin with a voice box since she said the most generic lines like "Don't do drugs." Or "Do well in school". The only way I found out she wasn't prerecorded was by me asking her "Is this all this is" Her reply "Yes." My response: Walking away.

Gabby's first blogpost

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Why I am done with giving gum to other people

Did you think I was kidding

So you know the person I have blogged about recently who I called the dementor in training well apparently he has gone INSANE! Remember this kid is over the age of 9! So this is how it goes I find gum in couch I jokingly said I am gonna put this gum in your hair ,and I continued by saying oh I do not have the heart and than stick it on his face. After I do all that guess what he does STICKS IT IN HIS HAIR. After all I that I tell somebody with intelligence and he has to have a "Special hair cut" What I am saying is I am done with kids which is unfortunate because I am one.