Dis iz Gabbe

So Mi Big Broder is gone ridht now so I's decided dat I am "borrowing" hiz compooter for a little bet. So now Iz bloggin. So let mi tel u about da newest epidimec:Cooties.Da diease began with bois orignaly tay had created a girll repelent to keep all de girlls away. Butt soone enough da replent got so strong dat it got engraved in2 da bodee and 1 ting da stuped bois missed was dat da spray had  1 toxin called cootieus maximus which gives people cooties at first if in liht doses wont give cooties but in big doses gibes you a 99.9999999999% chance yule git cooties and, when tay made da spray more intense the dose of cootieus maximus was increased so much dat you could git cooties just from snifing some1 who sprayed it on demselves. So dere u hab it bois caused cooties and now scientists refuse to acknowledge probley becauz of those stuped boi scientists. Here is how cooties is spreaded, wait wat is dat sound OH NO ITZ BIG BRODER. RUNNNNN

Da orignal cauze of cooties