Dog builds up confidence to ask out squirrel

(No visuals avalible) Who is this dog asking out a rodent with a overly large tail wellllll it is none other than ROH Roh i are not a one blogpost wonder Rabbit Junior or as he is as always called RJ. We remember him last from my debut blogpost RJ's farts (The worst of all of my posts.) What has the Not Lean Really green Farting machine been doing lately? Well recently during one of our family madnes... I mean dinner. We saw a slowly creeping RJ following a squirrel not chasing barking but actually day dreaming or at the time, evening what ever it is called naturally we called 911 and filed a restraining order on him to help the squirrel. Yet he still broke it and the squirrel rejected him. His heart is broken.Good reddens 😊


P.S RJ if you are reading this first a talking dog GOVERNMENT GOVERNMENT GOVERNMENT second off GO AWAY!!!

Unicorn Mom-I'm majestic and unique

  Mom of the Hall tribe here...longtime reader, first time poster.

  It seems I'm getting a bit of flack from the family for not having written my own post yet. I would argue that since I'm the mom of the group that all of the wit and wisdom originates with me. Meaning, every time one of my adorable spawn write an entry, I have part in it...

  So there you have it, every blog post originates with me.

  Now I'm off to make someone another panini and to clean which- may be a reason I'm just now posting. 😉

The Dementor In Training

The diffrence is uncanny

Well once again I find myself in the land of Harry potter references. What is a dementor? Well it is a creature that feeds on other people's unhappiness. It appeared first in the book movie game The Prisoner Of Azkaban. So who is this dementor in training well none other Brodsty. What is similar between them besides being the same creature. Well they both love misery and feed on it and are mean evil and never should be interacted with. I have had an experience with both of them but the one on the left is far worse. Conclusion nobody likes you dementor in training go get patronuseded

The True Hufflepuff

The absolute hufflepuff

If you have not read,watched,played harry potter first off how could I mean how have you the ability to have not used any of these many medias, but secondly there is a school called Hogwarts with four houses Slytherin Ravenclaw Griffindor and Hufflepuff the house we'll be talking about today is Hufflepuff and, the true hufflepuff right here named Jack. What is a hufflepuff well quoted directly from the author J.K Rowling "Hufflepuff is the most inclusive among the four houses; valuing hard work, dedication, patience, loyalty, and fair play rather than a particular aptitude in its members." Well let us talk about the true hufflepuff right here named Jack. He fits all the criteria. Sure he has already threatened me after I said I was going to make this post but I still pulled through. When did we find out he was a true hufflepuff? Well we were taking a quiz on a website called https://www.pottermore.com/ and the results were true, he was a hufflepuff. Who else is a hufflepuff? Well a character named Cedric Diggory who if you have watched the movies is played non other than Edward the vampire from Boring pale sparkly vampires 1 2 3 4 Part 1 and 4 part 2 and, literly a charcter named Edward (Coincidence I think not). So as you can see he fits right in with the crowd.


P.S Jack if you want me to delete this blogpost than delete that blogpost entitled Tristan the magnificent if you do not I have plans for the true hufflepuff Part 2 Part 3 and Part 4. I will not stop until that blogpost is gone

Tristan the Magnificent

Tristan the Magnificent

Longer description redacted upon request (and threatening). Tristan is my super handsome, even smarter than he is handsome oldest. He's also amazingly creative, kind and adventurous! Also, his nickname is Gruel the Battleslayer!

Chest Camp is Awesome

RJ tries to capture Reggie

The world is hard for lefties

Tammiy the Space Overlord with Telebubby.

True Noble steeds and why you should have them

Three of the greater noble steeds

I have recently tried out my these new and improved noble steeds. The last model did not really convince those horeses they were a little bit too annoying with those deep breaths, kicks and everything else, but with this new model they really have improved kicked all the things that did not work and made the newest model. With this new one it is now braver more trust worthy and more friendlier with their own prebuilt head armor and can fly and all around more noble. So when you need noble steeds go for the "Checkins"

Mountain Park Aquatic Center

6/8/16

Today we went to Mountain Park Aquatic Center and swam and floated and slid down a pair of crazy slides. The boys had a blast, and M and I did too. I'm pretty sure I had water shoved so far up my nose it's never coming out, and M even got her hair wet.  We'll probably go a few more times, but it was a little crowded. I got to run around without a shirt off. So awesome!!

Jasper the worst thing ever to live the Threequel Part 2

"I was just wanted to destroy the kitchen"

So part 2 yes I am going the Hollywood way double the views double the success. Now it is time to discuss what he is doing with his power well look at the picture he is currently bullying poor helpless fat dogs. He also seems to be leading this fat dog somewhere. In my last part I discussed Jasper's plan. But than what is he doing with fat dogs. Well maybe his plan is already is in motion. It seems to be in it's early stages. Remember step 1 was strengthen up which has already been achieved. Step 2 was to get too lifting competitions and win. He seems to be in between step 1 and 2 so call it step 1.5 he is trying to get up to the competitions by using an already trusted "A man's best friend" you can see he is guiding the fat "man's best friend" to a lifting competition so he can get in to make people feel empowered. What to take from this? Well Jasper now has fat dogs under his control and that is to be feared because soon enough he will have skinny dogs and we do not want him to have skinny dogs.

Jasper the worst thing ever to live The Threequel Part 1

So this is what cats drinking looks like

He's back!!! Jasper last time was taking his vengeance out on chipmunks. But now he seems to have found that humans have strengthening powder drinks. So he is obviously strengthening up himself for the up coming Jaspoclopyse what is he doing with this new strength that is part 2. But now let us discuss what him strengthening up means. Well he is obviously getting stronger to be able to gain more hoodlum cats for his army by threatening them with death by ring finger but what else will he be doing well he is most likely going to start winning lifting competitions to get his name out. With his name out he going to hide behind the mask of being for equal rights for cats with this disguise when he goes to court to get this cat rights legalized he will sneak into area 51 collect the information the humans know about aliens and signal them to send their weird other alien cats to invade. Meanwhile to distract from the alien cats running amok he will be running for president once he wins office it will be to late. Fear all mewing cats at your doorstep and do not vote for Fuzzy Avocado.

Pawns the second worst thing ever to live

There it is just standing there😠

Recently I have been getting into chess. A sport that exercises the mind. You know the exercise NOBODY cares about. In chess you basically are planning a battlefield consisting a King,Queen,Rook,Bishop,Knight and Pawns, Each have their own uses like a Bishop can move diagonally for any number of movements, but there is piece that is absolutely terrible that nobody would ever use except for the fact that the game forces you... the Pawn. What makes it so bad you ask? Well it can only move forward and with only moving forward one space that seems to be as bad as it can get but it does not even attack forward it goes diagonally but you can not attack backwards diagonally maybe it would not be so bad if the
                                                                                       game did not give 8 OF THEM, and you also                                                                                          pretty much have to use all of them! But with                                                                                          this Pawns may be one of the worst things ever                                                                                        but the growing threat of Jasper is something                                                                                            far more to worry about. Lock your doors at                                                                                            night and do not read any mail addressed from                                                                                        "Taco"

Bunny

A "Bunny"

Ever since a really long time ago there have been fluffy large eyed big eared hoping specimens called "Bunnies". They are mysterious creatures and have been classified as "Cute". We happen to have them and we say they are "Cute" whatever that means. They are super soft when you pet them and feels quite nice. Sure they may bite but it does not hurt at all. We do not think they mean any harm. You can multitask while petting them resulting in this picture. But the biggest mystery which I shall end out this post is this: What sound exactly do they make no matter how close we listen we hear nothing.