Monday, June 6, 2016

Jasper the worst thing ever to live The Threequel Part 1

So this is what cats drinking looks like
He's back!!! Jasper last time was taking his vengeance out on chipmunks. But now he seems to have found that humans have strengthening powder drinks. So he is obviously strengthening up himself for the up coming Jaspoclopyse what is he doing with this new strength that is part 2. But now let us discuss what him strengthening up means. Well he is obviously getting stronger to be able to gain more hoodlum cats for his army by threatening them with death by ring finger but what else will he be doing well he is most likely going to start winning lifting competitions to get his name out. With his name out he going to hide behind the mask of being for equal rights for cats with this disguise when he goes to court to get this cat rights legalized he will sneak into area 51 collect the information the humans know about aliens and signal them to send their weird other alien cats to invade. Meanwhile to distract from the alien cats running amok he will be running for president once he wins office it will be to late. Fear all mewing cats at your doorstep and do not vote for Fuzzy Avocado.

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