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Jasper our "Cat". He is easily the most evil thing ever to live. If you do not believe that fact here is some undeniable evidence for a entire two weeks Jasper was gone yet when he came back he had not changed a bit he was not more skinny or fat! If that does not prove it you must be one of his mind controlled drones. Which brings me to another subject his mind controlling of the dogs. Ever since he got here the dogs have been more and more sleepy! Coincidence I THINK NOT!!! If you have been reading my posts you that RJ has Rancid Farts. When he farts all of us are in the room he has never done it when we where out of the room. You realize the connection Jasper has been making RJ fart to poison us. My next problem with him is his stupid hoodlum cat gang that has been trying to mooch food off of us and are probably planning our death.
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Now here is where things get weird we are slowly reaching the fact that Jasper is an alien. Every night at six o clock a weird light shines. Jasper's alien pick up.
Finally the conclusion Jasper is a alien from planet Neroxq here to destroy Earth and dispose of his host family with their dogs he mind controlled and his gang of other alien hoodlum cats you might as well just start bowing down to your space hoodlum cat Overlord named Jasper and if I go missing after this post you will know why
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